{"product_id":"gimme-ruler","title":"Gimme Ruler","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"303\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cem data-start=\"43\" data-end=\"56\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eGimme Ruler\u003c\/em\u003e — a golf ball marker milled from solid brass, for golfers who like their gear with a little bite and a lot of class. Styled like a miniature ruler, it’s a nod to those unspoken greenside moments when someone dares to ask, “That good?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eFlip it over and you’ll find its golden rule (pun intended): \u003cem data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"413\"\u003e“If they have to ask, they don’t deserve it.”\u003c\/em\u003e A simple truth etched in metal and sealed in sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"621\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePrecision-milled. Heavy in hand. Petty in spirit. The Gimme Ruler is for players who know that real putts and real respect are earned, not gifted.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Birdy Milled","offers":[{"title":"Brass","offer_id":45520516087998,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0731\/5351\/1614\/files\/hero.png?v=1767837857","url":"https:\/\/checkout.birdymilled.com\/products\/gimme-ruler","provider":"Birdy Milled","version":"1.0","type":"link"}